Learn to Ballroom Dance

Let's be honest girls, we have all pined after Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing one time or another, imagining ourselves entangled in his flawless arms falling carelessly in love to tune of "The Time of my Life." And guys, tell me you have never wished to seduce a woman half as well as Patrick Swayze, and I will be the first to call you a liar. Heck, Ryan Gosling surely admits his use of the "big move" to deceive women into sleeping with him in the film Crazy, Stupid, Love. It's widely understood that there is something magnetic about ballroom dancing; the way in which two bodies sync perfectly, transforming themselves into one movement, one performance. It creates sex appeal in a tasteful manner, a skill rather difficult to achieve in front of a live audience. Obviously, I would probably never reach the level of talent that Jennifer Grey possesses, but there is no sense in not trying. Maybe once I get a routine down, I'll film it and put it on here for ya'll. Coming soon to the FREE IMU theaters... Dirty Dancing: Bloomington's Most Uncoordinated.